So I just drank a 2 pint bottle of “Three Philosophers” beer and it is 9.8% ABV and apparently I’m a lightweight because I’m presently reposting an email form a local “DnD” yahoo group I joined when I was trying to recruit players. The email is from the DM to his players, subject line “Wish list”:
Please remember to send me your magic item wish list if you have not already done so. You can include items up to 4 levels above your current level. Pick a range of levels because I rarely give our the highest level!
It’s a Type IV game and in Type IV you are encouraged to write a wish list
to Santa your DM and detail what magic items you expect to “find” because they will optimize your character build. (Pardon me, I just threw up in my mouth a little.)
Which reminds me of the time we were playing Type IV and our DM reluctantly asked us for “Wish lists” and here is what I sent him, somewhat in-character for my half-orc brutal rogue Big Swifty:
Where was I?
Oh yeah, please try to get me:
1) L1 a restful bedroll (this is different from the High School Musical sleeping bag Lock asked for!)
2) L3 A duelist’s rapier +1
3) L3 Staunching leather +1
4) L4 Flaying gloves
5) L5 Cape of the mountebank
A talon amulet (L3) would also fit in my stocking.
Thank you Satan Claws!
Hugs & kisses,
Swidthef (aka Big Swifty)