This blog is rated R

Yeah, I saw a Gorgonmilk’s “G” rating and I had to see what S&D would rate.

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

Yeah, I know, it’s just crummy marketing scheme by an online dating service to get their crappy link out there.  I try to hate the game, not the player, though, so I’ll overlook their crass commercialism.

Fascinatingly, they explain:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

  • kill (5x)
  • sex (3x)
  • death (2x)
  • porn (1x)

That’s so upsetting.  I have tried really hard to keep this site clean and above-board.  (As Kinky Freidman would say, I’d never say the word fuck in front of a C-H-I-L-D.)

I mean, the “porn” is presumably the link to Zak’s blog; I am not sure where I mention “sex” but “death” and “kill” is all over the place, although generally as what the MPAA would call “fantasy violence” or “cartoon violence”…

Published in: on September 7, 2011 at 6:00 pm  Comments (3)  

The URI to TrackBack this entry is:

RSS feed for comments on this post.

3 CommentsLeave a comment

  1. Think of the children!

  2. Hmm. So if I include enough kill/death/sex/porn, Gorgonmilk could theoretically be NC-17.

    • Yes, “killdeathsex porn” will earn you:

      *an NC-17 from
      *vastly improved Google ranking and at least twelve more hits per day
      *a C&D letter from your ISP
      *a breach of social contract suit from Greg Christopher
      *much more interesting comments
      and of course every time someone finds Gorgonmilk because they were doing a Google Image Search for “killdeathsex +porn”, a quasit gets its wings.
      Just checked the quasit illo. in my MM. Wingless. Get on it.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

This Stuff is REALLY Cool

Young scholars enthusiastic to tell you about COOL RESEARCH STUFF

Fail Squad Games

Tabletop games and adventures

Cigar Box Battle

An online resource blog for gamers and geeks focused on wargames miniatures and board games and role playing games

terribleminds: chuck wendig

Chuck Wendig: Freelance Penmonkey

Save Vs. Dragon

"We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."--Kurt Vonnegut


Old School Roleplaying and related musings

Hobgoblin Orange

My return to the world of miniature figure painting and RPGs

The Book Reviews You Can Trust!

Dawn of the Lead

Miniature wargaming and the occasional zombie

The Blog

The latest news on and the WordPress community.


Miniature Motivation

Take On Rules

Jeremy Friesen - a poor soul consumed by gaming.

Age of Dusk

Roleplaying, reviews and associated paraphernalia.

Roll to Disbelieve

"We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different."--Kurt Vonnegut

A Book of Creatures

A Complete Guide to Entities of Myth, Legend, and Folklore

Making the Past

Diary of an apprentice swordsmith

Ancient & Medieval Wargaming

Using De Bellis Antiquitatis, with the odd diversion...

Riffing Religion

Prophets should be mocked. I'm doing my part.


An encyclopedia of the Cirsovan empire, thoughts on Gaming, Music and more.

2 Warps to Neptune

Surveying the Gen X landscape and the origins of geek

Inside the Shadowbox

Rolling the dice. Writing the words. Pushing the buttons. Eating the bacon. Smiling and waving.

Dagger and Brush, Daggerandbrush, dagger brush

Miniature painting, wargaming terrain tutorials, reviews, interviews and painting guides


A lair for gaming, sci-fi, comics, and other geekish pursuits.

I bought this stuff and read it so you don't have to.

Role Play Craft

Crafting ideas, options, and modules for your role playing campaign.

The Rambling Roleplayer Archives

This site is no longer being updated. Check out the new site at

Sheppard's Crook

The occasional blog of a closet would -be wargamer and modeller

10 Bad Habits

Probably not the Justin Howe you were looking for

The Weekly Sift

making sense of the news one week at a time


Just another site

Lost in Time

"What happened to Claw Carver?"


gaming, graphics, and genrefication

Stuffed Crocodile

Mazes, Martians, Mead


Role-Playing Games, Medieval History, Assorted Legends and Myths, and My Stupid Life.

%d bloggers like this: